Donald Trump Brags About Penis Size at Republican Debate
This election has already been one of the strangest in United States history, with political decorum tossed aside long ago, but things took a turn for the even stranger at Thursday's Republican debate, with Donald Trump actually talking about how great his penis is.
Trump's assurance that his genitalia is of an impressive size came in response to recent attacks by fellow Republican candidate Marco Rubio, who recently took jabs at Trump's allegedly small hands and spray tan.
At Thursday's Fox News debate, Trump responded, saying:
"He hit my hands. Nobody has ever hit my hands. I have never heard of this. Look at those hands. Are they small hands? And he referred to my hands — if they are small, something else must be small. I guarantee you there's no problem. I guarantee you."
Following this update on Trump's endowment, he began referring to Rubio as "Little Rubio."
Yup. That's something that actually happened in an actual presidential debate in an actual election in our actual country. What a time to be alive!