Hi, Internet! I'm Buzz Adams and I've been the host of the Morning Show for a long time. My hobbies today are the same as they were all those years ago. Here they are, starting at number one. SLEEPING: It's the one thing I really look forward to. I'll wake up from a four-hour nap and immediately start fantasizing about turning in for the night. I've really elevated sleeping to an art form. WATCHING TV: There are a few shows I like but, really, I'm just watching to help me fall asleep. TAKING SLEEPING PILLS AND THEN ORDERING STUFF ONLINE : This is really fun and you should try it. I pop a couple of Lunesta, wash it down with some purple drank, then, a few days later, stuff shows up for me in the mail. The best part? I have NO IDEA what it's going to be when I open it! It's like getting a Christmas present from someone who knows exactly the kind of stuff you like but who has no concept of "restraint" or "good judgment." I got some really awesome beard oil from ETSY the other day. And I don't currently have a beard! I am presently single if I haven't tipped my hand already. I'll totally understand if you swipe left on this bio.
Government Map Now Says El Paso SHOULD Be Masking Up
El Paso and Las Cruces should not feel alone in this category.
Nutty Facts for Nat’l Grab Some Nuts Day
Did you get to grab some nuts?
Buzz’s Thought on How to Improve These Olympic Sports
A survey asked Americans, “Out of the newer Olympic sports, which ones should stick around and which ones should be dropped?”. People seem to really like baseball and karate. The ones they’re not so hot on: Three on Three Basketball and Sport Climbing. I&C…
Daycare Worker Quits; Says Benadryl was Used to Knock Kid Out
A daycare employee in Abilene has become a whistleblower after, she says, she saw the ol’ “Benadryl at Naptime” technique being used on a little girl
Buzz Thinks This Tom Brady Accuracy Video is Probably Fake
A video of Tom Brady throwing a football with uncanny accuracy has had people talking.
Mel Gibson: New Movie “Rothchild” NOT About THOSE Rothschild’s
The Rothschilds are a very wealthy European family that made a lot of their money in international banking. The family is Jewish and “The Rothschilds” figure prominently in many, many anti-Semitic conspiracy theories. Mel Gibson is an actor who has used anti-Semitic langu…
Aaron Lewis Has a #1 Country Hit and it’s Garbage
The new song is garbage and I’ll explain why so you don’t ever have to listen to it
Why Does Every Billionaire Want to Get Off Earth So Bad?
Do they know things the rest of us don’t?
Great Causes Like Candlelighters to Benefit from Million Koins Return
We’ll let you know when our fundraising efforts are underway. We promise to make it fun!
Yesterday’s Storm COULD Have been a Tornado
The extremely high winds did plenty of damage
3 Dead Bodies Have Mysteriously Turned up in El Paso Since Tuesday
You’ll never guess who had a camera crew there
When Does a “Concert” Become a “Festival”
Just add "fest" to anything