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Don't Blame It On The Alcohol, Blame It On Your Drunken Twin [VIDEO]

Veronica Gonzalez — Tue, 05 Mar 2013 07:00:57 +0000

I hope you feel so much better like myself, knowing the crazy things we’ve done drunk was our evil twin. When you have some random stranger texting you and don’t recall giving out your number, blame your twin. For future references I now know to blame Geronica Vonzalez for causing chaos that I don’t [...]

Too Drunk For A Mugshot: Man Has Head Held High…By Police [PHOTO]

Teresa Provencio — Thu, 11 Oct 2012 13:38:09 +0000

If you have been arrested for being too drunk, it’s okay to hang your head in shame. But the cops shouldn’t have to hold your head up for your mugshot!35-year-old Sean Payne was arrested for public intoxication outside Shamrock’s Bar in Humble, Texas after bar employees called police about his drunken behavior. Payne was so [...]

Drunk Guy Has A Regretful Threesome [Video]

Monster — Tue, 09 Oct 2012 15:10:09 +0000

This video is the reason why you shouldn’t get drunk at a friends house. Because if you do, he might let his horny dogs have their way with you. The Drunken Threesome He Never Wanted – Watch More Funny Videos

Tanning Mom Is A Hilarious Drunken Mess [VIDEO]

Teresa Provencio — Fri, 31 Aug 2012 12:29:45 +0000

Remember Patricia Krentcil, a.k.a. “The Tanning Mom? She’s a bigger mess than we thought! This lovely lady gained fame for allegedly taking her five-year-old daughter into a tanning salon. It wasn’t a stretch for me, she tans so much she looks like a piece of leather and thinks it looks good. I like a tan, [...]

"(Bleepin') Awesome!" TV Station Goes Live with Drunk Kentucky Fans a Little Too Soon [VIDEO]

Duke Keith — Wed, 04 Apr 2012 16:13:08 +0000

So, maybe somebody with a Lexington television station should've thought better about going live in on the streets with a bunch of fans who's team won a national championship -- the same fans who JUST FINISHED RIOTING after winning to get INTO the championship!

NSFW WARNING: F-Bombs Dead Ahead!

WTF! Chick Is So Wasted That She Makes Out With A Tree [Video]

Monster — Wed, 28 Mar 2012 14:18:17 +0000

Here is prime example of why people should be careful when they take drugs. In the following video a girl so high and wasted on drugs that she starts making out with a tree. Yes you read that right…a TREE. This happened at the Ultra Music Festival. Without a doubt the best part of the [...]

Do You Qualify As a Binge Drinker? — Survey of the Day

Jeremy Taylor — Tue, 17 Jan 2012 21:26:29 +0000

According to a survey involving about 450,000 adults, 17 percent of Americans are binge drinkers. The Center for Disease Control and Prevention describes binge drinking as consuming four or more alcoholic drinks for a woman, and five or more for a man. There has been a two percent uptick in the percentage of Americans who report binge [...]

Drunk Fans Somehow End Up On Dallas Mavericks Bench During Game [VIDEO]

Jeremy Taylor — Wed, 11 Jan 2012 20:30:33 +0000

The Palace of Auburn Hills, Michigan was about half empty during Tuesday night’s match up between the Detroit Pistons and Dallas Mavericks, providing spectators with ample opportunities to improve their seats. As you can see, two fans took this to the extreme, and actually ended up sitting on the visiting Mavericks’ bench, between Vince Cater and Delonte West.

Naked Drunk Falls Off Roof of Moving Vehicle [VIDEO]

Danny Gallagher — Thu, 01 Dec 2011 17:00:03 +0000

This is the reason why the iPhone now comes with HD recording capabilities. A clearly intoxicated, and thankfully for him, unidentified New York City man gave some late night party-goers a striptease they’ll never forget. One of Deadspin’s readers captured footage of a completely naked man running through a busy city street and trying to [...]

On the Champagne Trail: Was Rick Perry Drunk at a New Hampshire Speech? [VIDEO]

Duke Keith — Fri, 04 Nov 2011 15:19:19 +0000

Wow, was Rick Perry was loosey-goosey the other night in New Hampshire! You might even say he was…likeable?! Speculation has been rampant as to why, though. Let’s just say we think our well-coiffed governor let down his hair of the dog…

20 Reasons NOT to Drink With Friends With Camera Phones

Scott Ronson — Mon, 25 Jul 2011 21:58:35 +0000

This is proof when we drink we are stupid. Reason 1: Reason 2: Reason 3 (Parts A, B, & C): Reason 4: Reason 5: Reason 6: Reason 7: Reason 8: Reason 9: Reason 10: Reason 11: Reason 12: Reason 13: Reason 14: Reason 15: Reason 16: Reason 17: Reason 18: Reason 19: And last (but certainly not least)! [...]

Police: Ryan Dunn Drunk, Driving Over 132 MPH At Time of Deadly Car Crash

Andy Scott — Wed, 22 Jun 2011 20:20:48 +0000

Police said Wednesday that ‘Jackass’ star Ryan Dunn was drunk and driving upwards of 140 miles per hour at the time of his fatal car crash early Monday morning.

“The initial crash reconstruction investigation determined that Mr. Dunn’s vehicle was traveling between 132-140 miles per hour at the time of the collision,” West Goshen Police Chief Michael Carroll said in a statement Wednesday (via CNN).

Man Arrested After Performing Drunk, Naked Surgery on His Dog

Jeremy Taylor — Tue, 21 Jun 2011 17:37:56 +0000

While there’s never really a good time to perform surgery on one’s pet, it’s safe to say the worst time you can possibly make this poor decision is after a long night of drinking.

Meet Stewart Gibbs, who got really drunk and then tried to use a kitchen knife to remove a cyst behind his Doberman’s ear.

Hangovers In The Making for Hangover 2 Tickets [PHOTOS]

Johnnie Walker — Fri, 20 May 2011 17:50:34 +0000

UPDATED AGAIN - One thing I'm learning from this experience...some of you aren't to be trusted. You're funny, and probably awesome to party with. But not to be trusted. Thanks for the pics! You still have time to post more! Until noon tomorrow!

UPDATED - We have new pics to share with you! You still have time to submit yours to win a 10-pack of tickets to see "The Hangover 2" early at KLAQ's Private Screening on MondaY!

Check out the entries in KLAQ's "The Hangover 2" Ticket giveaway! Send us a photo of your "Hangover In Progress" or you guys messing with someone in an "Altered State" and you could win a 10-pack of tickets to see The Hangover 2 at KLAQ's Private Screening on May 23rd!

Applebee's And Drunk Babies

Mardi Gras — Tue, 12 Apr 2011 02:58:41 +0000

And you thought it only happened in El Paso…shame on you! he he My mom gave me alochol when I was a kid and look how I turned out! Honest mistake though, it can happen to anyone… Dominic Dill-Reese went to an Applebee’s outside Detroit with his parents. They ordered the 15-month-old an apple juice [...]

Borracho With A Badge

Duke Keith — Wed, 30 Mar 2011 02:15:12 +0000

This drunk police "commander" in a Mexico City delegation got caught on tape by a female reporter, while on a pick nick in the police station's garden with some of his officers. At the end the commander tells the reporter, after she point out that he's got alcoholic breath that doesn't mean he's drunk, because you might have a smelly ass, but that doesn't mean that you crapped your pants

DWI Offender Drinks Beer in Court

KLAQ — Wed, 23 Mar 2011 08:08:56 +0000

Keith Gruber of Swan Lake, NY, was an hour and a half late for his 10:30 AM pretrial felony DWI hearing in Sullivan County Court. It would have probably been best if the 49-year-old didn’t show up at all. That’s because Gruber stumbled into the proceeding while swigging on an open can of Busch beer. [...]