Sexual Addiction Not Considered A Psychiatric Disorder

Whaaaaaa???????

Well crap ... there went my special parking pass, subsidized viagra allotment and monthly disability check.

According to Rory Reid, a research psychologist at the University of California, Los Angeles (California ... where else?)

hypersexual disorder (or 'sex addiction') was defined as "recurrent and intense sexual fantasies, sexual urges, and sexual behavior," that lasted at least six months.

It's true guys, sorry.  The Man has spoken.  Puberty it seems is just a phase of uncertain duration for us .... not an illness.  Read more.

Dammit, I thought for sure I had this "go to work" thing licked.

(Note to corporate:  Since I have apparently been "cured" somehow; that last line cannot be construed as having a sexual connotation.)