Kanye’s Butthole Rules the News — Our #KanyeAnalPlaylist
If you are a human who used the Internet this week (and I suspect you are because you're reading this), it is unlikely that you were able to avoid reading about Kanye West's butthole. Ahh, what a time to be alive!
In case you missed all the drama unfolding around Yeezy's chocolate starfish, here's a quick recap, the highlight of which (SPOILER ALERT) is the hashtag #fingersinthebootyassbitch.
It all began with a feud between West and rapper Wiz Khalifa, which started over the title of West's forthcoming album, Waves, and escalated to heated tweets exchanged in which West took jab's at Mr Khalifa's fathering of a child with Amber Rose, who happens to be a former lover of West's and a known exotic dancer.
In a now-deleted tweet directed at Mr. Khalifa, West referred to Ms. Rose, saying, "You let a stripper trap you." In another low blow tweet to Khalifa, Kanye said something about owning the child shared by Khalifa and Rose. Not cool.
This is when Ms. Rose hopped in and Shut. It. Down.:
Rose's tweet caused Mr. West to quickly delete his previous tweets and change his tune to one promoting peace and love except it was too late. The entire Internet was talking about Kanye and butt stuff. His clarification early Friday morning that he's not into ass play did nothing to quell the situation, either, as a new hashtag, #KanyeAnalPlaylist had already begun trending.
While I say good for Kanye if he likes a little prostate massage now and then and I see nothing wrong with that, we on the Morning Show couldn't help getting in on the #KanyeAnalPlaylist fun and put together some songs of our own.