I love fan theories, whether they're about music or movies or Nickelodeon cartoons from the 90s. Well, I have my own and I think it might actually be true about Kanye West.
If you are a human who used the Internet this week (and I suspect you are because you're reading this), it is unlikely that you were able to avoid reading about Kanye West's butthole. Ahh, what a time to be alive!