Introducing the Boob Apron – So You Can Look Like Someone Allergic to Parties! [VIDEO]
This hilarious video starts off with the best, and truest statement ever made:
"Let's face it. Boobs are the greatest thing ever."
Face it, ladies. Men are obsessed with them, and we always will be. When we compliment you on them, we ACTUALLY think we're saying something nice! We can't possibly understand how you could take it the wrong way. We wish we had something that awesome to be complimented over.
Yes, I'm aware that I will die alone.
This is totally NSFW! Don't say I didn't warn you if you get busted.