Johnnie Walker

I've never been good at filling these things out, but here it goes. I like long walks in cold mountain air, preferably with snow on the ground. I enjoy drinking fine soda by the crackling fire, and deep tissue massage. I hope to one day grow up an become and astronaut, so I can fly to Venus to see if that's really where women come from. If it's true, I'll bring one back for you, too. Unless it's a dude you want, and then you're out of luck...sorry. My favorite month is October, because Halloween is the best holiday ever! It allows me to openly proclaim my love and obsession with scary movies without being seen as some sort of lunatic. Okay, not too much of a lunatic. I'm a huge fan of rock and metal music, and you'll often hear me blasting the control room speakers into oblivion every night during my show. My engineer doesn't like me very much, since he has to fix them. Sorry, Mike.

Solar Freakin’ Roadways are for Real Go Support This – Update

A few weeks ago, I posted about this engineering couple that came up with the coolest thing: Solar Roadways! These hexagonal panels are built to be roads, parking lots, sidewalks...and they not only have solar panels built into them, but also LEDs to be able to display information, light your way as you drive or walk, and more! Unfortunately, their Indigogo video was boring as hell, so some lunat

Department of Defense Wants to Close All U.S. Commissaries

According to the Army Times, the DoD is working on a plan to close down all the commissaries in the United States, taking away the savings and benefits from soldiers and their families. The only remaining commissaries would be overseas...

Want an Adrenaline Rush? Ride a Roller Coaster Alone With No Brakes [VIDEO]

There are some amazing roller coasters around the country, Magic Mountain has a ton of them, Six Flags, there's a place In Ohio called Cedar Point, Disney... They are all pretty cool, but check out this fantastic roller coaster in Austria, that takes you down a ski slope, under a road, over a bridge, through the woods, to grandmother's house we go...sorry, got sidetracked for a second.

Mitch Malloy and the Super Secret Van Halen that Almost Was [VIDEO]

Back in 1996, Van Halen had problems with Sammy Hagar, and needed a new singer. It doesn't matter which side of the Van Hagar split you're on, the point is that they were looking for someone to continue on with. Meanwhile, in Nashville, there was an out-of-place rock guy with long hair, named Mitch Malloy.

Bruce Campbell Says There Is No Army of Darkness 2

The internet has been going crazy recently, since the Evil Dead remake was made, about the next Army of Darkness movie coming out soon. There have been stories of Sam Raimi already working on it, Bruce Campbell slipping some info out there…but in the words of Bruce himself: It's all internet BS.

Taste of El Paso 2013 Preview – Pho Tre Bien Restaurant

It's almost time for the Taste of El Paso, and it's going to make the food lover in you so happy! Today, I got to preview the food that Phó Tre Bien will be serving at the Taste of El Paso, and it's amazing! When I saw this restaurant on the list, I jumped at the chance to come eat here again.

Nine-Month Pregnant El Paso Woman Savagely Attacked While Deployed Husband Watches Helplessly on FaceTime [VIDEO]

On Wednesday night, Rachel Poole, who's nine months pregnant, came to her El Paso home and started a FaceTime call with her husband, who's a soldier deployed overseas. It was a normal evening as the couple prepared for their child's birth, until Rachel was attacked and stabbed from behind.

Watch the Entire Movie Hellraiser Right Here, Right Now – Happy Halloween [VIDEO]

Today is probably the best holiday ever invented. Celebrating scary stuff, candy, scary things, and candy. Or did I just repeat myself? It's hard to tell, I'm so excited about Halloween, all I want to do is go home and watch a horror movie marathon for the next four days. But, at least I'll get to hang out with you craziest tonight at the KLAQ Twisted Circus tonight. Come on out and have some

Everything Wrong with Paranormal Activity in 7 Minutes is Hysterical [VIDEO]

With Halloween fast approaching, everyone's getting into the scary spirit and watching a ton of horror movies. I know I am. But for those of you who can't deal with the whole scary movie idea, here's something to take the edge off. The guys over at CinemaSins do these great videos, showcasing all the mistakes/stupid things that happen in movies, and total up the "sins" for you... Read

Man Uses Chocolate to Look Up Women’s Skirts – My New Hero

He may not be the best or the brightest at the job fair, but when opportunity knocks, he not only opens the door, but he removes it from the hinges, burns the wood and melts down the hardware to make sure he gets what he wants. And no, I'm not talking about a job. Watch this video to see how quickly a guy jumps on the opportunity to see up the skirt of A LOT of women on an escalator.

Metalcore Band Doesn’t Pay Their Producer Bill and Gets an EDM Song Instead

Rule number one: Don't piss off the people that prepare your food in a restaurant. Rule number two: Don't piss off the people responsible for making your band sound good. This band Altitudes obviously forgot some of the biggest rules for life. They pissed off the producer of their music by not paying him.

Andromeda Theory – El Paso’s Best Local Rock Profile

Andromeda Theory Who are all the members of your band, and what do they play? Floyd Hegedorn-drums Cory Suydam-lead guitar Tony Gonzalez-rhythm guitar Robert Martinez-bass Chris Castillo-vocals