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Double G’s Rules For Life! (Vol. I)
We can all use a little friendly advice from time to time!!
A friend posted this on Facebook and I ... "borrowed" ... it. Read and learn my brothers!! (Thanks Toni!!)
Rules to remember in life:
1. Money can't buy happiness but its more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle.
2. Forgive your enemy but remember the bastards name.
3. Help someone when they're in trouble and they will remember you... when they're in trouble again.
4. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.
5. Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again neither does milk.
2 and 5 are the more important ones I think. :)
Any more out there??
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