Hi, Internet! I'm Buzz Adams and I've been the host of the Morning Show for a long time. When I started, OJ was a beloved former athlete, Bruce Jenner was the epitome of masculinity and Donald Trump was a laughable ass-clown. The point is, some things change but other things don't so much. One thing that hasn't changed are my hobbies. My hobbies today are the same as they were all those years ago. Here they are, starting at number one. SLEEPING: It's the one thing I really look forward to. I'll wake up from a four hour nap and immediately start fantasizing about turning in for the night. I've really elevated sleeping to an art form. WATCHING TV: There are a few show I like but, really, I'm just watching to help me fall asleep. TAKING SLEEPING PILLS AND THEN ORDERING STUFF ONLINE : This is really fun and you should try it. I pop a couple Lunesta, wash it down with some purple drank, then, a few days later, stuff shows up for me in the mail. The best part? I have NO IDEA what it's going to be when I open it! It's like getting a Christmas present from someone who knows exactly the kind of stuff you like but who has no concept of "restraint" or "good judgement." I got some really awesome beard oil from ETSY the other day. And I don't currently have a beard! I am presently single, if I haven't tipped my hand already. I'll totally understand if you swipe left on this bio.
Mount Rushmore of Bands that SHOULD be in the Rock Hall of Fame
A damn shame that none of these are in the Hall of Fame
Costume Mashup Ideas: Part II
Here are five MORE ideas for costume mashups!
Last Minute Costume Mashups for Halloween
You might win Best Costume or be asked to leave
Monday Mashup: Gangnam Ghostbusters
'Tis the season!
5 Can’t Miss Ideas to Win the Ozzy Costume Contest
I’ve also included the supplies you will need to pull off the look
No, Kiefer Sutherland, You Didn’t Invent the Mullet
The year was 1987, but it was around WAY before that
El Paso Crime Victims Walk is November 3
Happening Sunday, November 3rd!
The Mount Rushmore of Horror Movie Franchises
The spooky Mount Rushmore
Monday Mash Up: Slipknot vs. Spice Girls
Introducing: Corey Spice
Buzz Pranks Nico After Traumatizing CarnEvil Walk-Thru
"Is there an EMT on standby?"- Nico
Nico Went Through Carn-Evil Haunted House and It Got Sweaty
Nico got the fear sweats
The Mount Rushmore of Stand Up Comedians
Bill Cosby probably would have made this list if not for all the “rhymes with grapes”