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The Best Photos From Mary Carey's Twitter [PHOTOS]

Fernie — Mon, 25 Mar 2013 13:57:38 +0000

Mary Carey is one of my favorite adult entertainers. Not only has she done photos, films, and reality TV but she also ran for Governor of the state of California. I admire a woman that likes to try a little of everything. I can't wait to see Mary in El Paso again. In the mean time here are some HOT photos taken off her twitter which you can find here (btw me and Mary Carey are good friends on twitter) or you can visit her site here. ENJOY!

Saint Patrick's Day On Cincinnati Street [PHOTOS]

Fernie — Tue, 19 Mar 2013 18:33:17 +0000

I spent my Saint Patrick’s Day working in the KLAQ Studio hearing Scott Ronson’s call in’s from Cincinnati Street and it sounded like fun on air so I decided to see for myself. Here are some photos I took while out enjoying some green beer and Irish food. Check them out!

Epic Fail! Fernie Tries to Pronounce and Spell the Word Library

Buzz Adams — Thu, 17 Jan 2013 18:58:01 +0000

The Morning Show's own fetal alcohol syndrome survivor, Fernando Cuevas, pulled off another signature goof this morning.

The topic was "Skills that Used to be Common but are Becoming Rare". Listen as Fernie learns about libraries while, at the same time, proves that KLAQ should be getting the same tax-incentives that Ready One gets.

Click below to hear the audio.....

AUDIO-The KLAQ Stripper Poll: Election 2012

Buzz Adams — Tue, 06 Nov 2012 19:38:06 +0000

With up-to-the-second Decision 2012 coverage, we sent Fernie out to ask local exotic dancers how they planned on voting. Were happy to present the results here (you can hear the audio, below) and hopefully it will help you with this year’s Erection…er, I mean ELECTION!!

Did It Move? Fernie Gets A Lap Dance From Honey And Amber [Video]

Monster — Thu, 18 Oct 2012 17:52:54 +0000

We conducted a very simple experiment today on the KLAQ Morning Show. And what was that experiment? We wanted to see if Fernie (who is an open gay man) would get “excited” in his pants if he got a lap dance from exotic dancers Honey and Amber. The girls tried their best to get Fernie [...]

Fernie & Stephanie Play Buzz's Presidential Drinking Game [VIDEO]

KLAQ Morning Show — Thu, 04 Oct 2012 18:51:43 +0000

It's not a presidential debate without a presidential drinking game! Buzz set the rules to drink to Wednesday night's debate between President Barack Obama and Mitt Romney and Fernie and Stephanie the Corporate Computer Babe stuck to them:

Fernie, Stephanie & Lauren Go Through KLAQ Haunted Warehouse [VIDEO]

KLAQ Morning Show — Thu, 04 Oct 2012 07:47:41 +0000

There were more girly screams inside the KLAQ Haunted Warehouse for opening night on Wednesday than at a Justin Bieber concert, especially with Fernie, Stephanie the Corporate Computer Babe and Lauren the Local Computer Babe making their way through. If you want to feel instantly more macho, check out the video of the trio screaming their way through. The bonus? We're pretty sure it sounds like Stephanie is having an orgasm about halfway through.

Fernie Goes Thru The KLAQ Haunted Warehouse [Video]

Monster — Wed, 03 Oct 2012 13:24:56 +0000

Today is the day! The KLAQ Haunted House-The Mansion of Death in 3D opens up at 6 tonight! And don't forget about the special price of admission tonight, which is ONLY 95 plus 5 cents! That's right, today it just costs a dollar to go thru the haunted house.

The haunted house is located at the corner of 1-10w and Lee Trevino

And to get you in the mood, here's the hilarious video of Fernie going thru the haunted house a couple of years ago.

Fernie Arm Wrestlers Polly Piston: The Rubber Match [VIDEO]

Duke Keith — Sat, 18 Aug 2012 01:03:22 +0000

After Polly Piston of the Sun City Roller Girls beat Fernie in arm wrestling, Fernie exacted his revenge the next time the two met. Then we found out Polly had recently broken her arm! So, this is the rubber match to decide once and for all: Who Is Strongest?

Umm...Did we really have any doubts?

50 Shades of Gay: 3 Most Hilariously Retarded Things Fernie Said Today

Buzz Adams — Thu, 16 Aug 2012 18:22:31 +0000

Many people accuse our intern, Fernando Cuevas, of "faking" his whole dumb "act". I swear to you he is not. Fernie is like a puppy that has been given an orbital lobotomy: friendly, sincere, unable to hold a thought for longer than 4 seconds, and eager for any bone put in front of him. Here are my favorite Ferntarded moments from today's show. Where possible, I will try to explain what Fernie was trying to say.

50 Shades of Gay: Fernie Reviews Chi-Chis of the Day [VIDEO]

Buzz Adams — Fri, 10 Aug 2012 18:01:25 +0000

We love Scott's Chi's Chi's of the Day feature. From time to time, we ask Fernie to come in and give his analysis of the photos. He notices things that no other guy would pick up on.

What follows is a mash-up of Fernie (and Stephanie the Corporate Computer Babe's) unlikely (have you ever heard breasts get compared to elephant feet?) comments matched up to the chi-chis we talked about. Click below to see this awesome video!

Fernie Guesses Which Boobs Are From El Paso [VIDEO]

KLAQ Morning Show — Mon, 25 Jun 2012 17:41:41 +0000

It’s a new month which means an all new set of Scott’s Boobs Of the Day!! Fernie once again tries to guess if the boobs are of El Paso girls or if they’re too good to be true. Pay attention to the boobs for the day of June 14th. Could there really be a girl [...]

Fernie Cuevas Attends El Paso Gay Pride Parade [PICTURES]

KLAQ Morning Show — Thu, 14 Jun 2012 00:12:03 +0000

El Paso's Gay Pride Parade took place this past weekend. The Morning Show's Fernie was in the parade and got a chance to take pictures and meet a lot of guys and girls, guys as girls and girls as guys, too.

Fernie's Donkey Show + Stephanie Gets Attacked By Prairie Dog – Balloonfest Gets Weird [PICTURES]

Stephanie the Corporate Computer Babe — Wed, 30 May 2012 14:07:29 +0000

Nothing goes better with hot air balloons, water rides, barbeque and live music than snakes, tarantulas and donkey rides. It may seem like an odd combination, but Noah's Ark Exotic Pets brought the critters to Wet-N-Wild Waterworld this past weekend for Balloonfest 2012 and we couldn't have had more fun with them.

El Paso's 'Miss Texas Pole Star' Teaches Fernie Her Tricks [VIDEO]

Buzz Adams — Sun, 20 May 2012 16:34:50 +0000

Pole dancing is not just for the strip club any more! It’s now made its way into gyms and dance studios all across the country. In El Paso, you can find one of the city’s best, Nancy F. from Fit Pole. On Oct. 5, Nancy will represent the Sun City by showcasing her talent at [...]

Fernie Guesses Which Boobs Are From El Paso – Play Along! [VIDEO]

KLAQ Morning Show — Thu, 12 Apr 2012 02:40:39 +0000

If you were listening to the Morning Show on Wednesday, then you likely heard the debate over Scott Ronson's Boobs of the Day feature here on KLAQ.com and heard Buzz question whether they are the breasts of actual girls from El Paso.

While we don't doubt Scott is getting the photos via email, we're questioning how honest the people submitting these photos are being, because let's be honest, where are all these gorgeous, big-breasted ladies hiding?

President's Day Trivia with Fernie

Johnnie Walker — Mon, 20 Feb 2012 22:59:11 +0000

For President's Day, Buzz did some random trivia questioning of people to see how well they know our Presidents, and then also quizzed Fernie to see how he compares to normal people.

How did Fernie do, did he get any of the Presidents correct?

Listen to the audio of his quiz here!

El Pasoans Play President's Name Game [AUDIO]

Buzz Adams — Mon, 20 Feb 2012 19:57:45 +0000

I sent my boy-servant Fernie out to test people’s knowledge of our presidents for Presidents Day. Zachary Ryerson? Andrew Biden? Grover Washington? Herbert Truman? Calvin Klein? Dwight Howard? Check out the audio to hear how well El Pasoans did in the President’s Name Game … President’s Name Game. We give you the first name of [...]

Fernie Math: Half of 66 x 2 = 99?! And Here's Proof! [PHOTO]

Duke Keith — Fri, 08 Jul 2011 15:00:38 +0000

In our contest for Sun City Battle tickets, we played games of “Are You Smarter Than Fernie”. Needless to say, EVERYBODY was smarter than Fernie! The capper was a math question… Buzz: “What is half of 66 times 2?” Fernie: “…………99″ Ninety-freaking-nine! And we have the photographic evidence! What was even funnier was hearing that [...]

Happy "Birthday" Fernie!

Duke Keith — Wed, 20 Apr 2011 15:05:00 +0000

It’s 4-20, which means it’s Fernie’s “birthday”, and he’s celebrating with his own personalized cake! Perfect for when he gets hungry later. Just don’t expect him to share any.