You Can Go Through a Haunted House Totally Naked Next Week!

What could be scarier than walking through a haunted house?

Walking through a haunted house STARK FREAKING NAKED!  Nothing between you and the monsters, except that untrimmed hedge you're hiding under your thong.

Imagine the horror of being in a room filled with spiders or other creepy things (clowns), and not having a stitch of clothing between you and offending scary (clown) thing.

Imagine the horror of going through the haunted house with other nekkid people you probably wouldn't ever want to see nekkid!  Or maybe you're an optimist, and want to imagine going through with that hottie receptionist totally nude.  That works for me.

Opening next week in Pennsylvania is the "Naked and Scared Challenge" at Shocktoberfest in Pennsylvania.  After normal haunting hours for the house, they will allow some full-frontal action in their haunted house.  You have to be over eighteen and sign a waiver, and it's supposed to be really dark, so the monster pervs are just checking out your bits.

Shouldn't the people working the haunted house PAY US to go through nekkid?

They disclaim:

Shocktoberfest has created this experience so their customers can explore a new level of fear. This is about fear and pushing oneself out of their comfort zone. This is not about sex. No sexual misconduct, inappropriate or disrespectful behavior will be tolerated.
*Please note there is an additional cleaning charge if we scare the p*ss out of you!

via Shocktoberfest

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