Wrapping up a 60+ year run as the ultimate nudie mag for men should be a really big deal, requiring a really big send off right? Something special. Something HUGE!

Certainly, the last nude Playboy cover/centerfold model would absolutely have to be the most gorgeous and memorable one ever right? Yeah, not so much. In the most anti-climactic (no pun intended) move ever, it's going to be Pamela Anderson. Again.

Seriously? That's the best they could do? No wonder they're giving up. It's not changing times or internet porn, they're just out of freakin' ideas. (Speaking of changing times, I'm pretty sure this is the first time a Playmate had to ask her teenage sons' permission to shoot the photos.)

Wow, talk about going out with a whimper instead of a bang. The January/February 2016 issue hits stands Friday, Dec. 11.