sex

February the 8th at Club Lotus the 2013 Q-rotica will be hosted by Jade Simone St. Clair and Ron Jeremy. Here are a couple videos of of Mistress and Master of Ceremonies along with a couple quick personal anecdotes I can share with you about each. Click below for the video and the rest of the post...

I am sure by now you all know my anthem would be the Deftones as I have always said they give me wetties!

This hilarious video starts off with the best, and truest statement ever made: "Let's face it. Boobs are the greatest thing ever." Face it, ladies. Men are obsessed with them, and we always will be. When we compliment you on them, we ACTUALLY think we're saying something nice! We can't possibly understand how you could take it the wrong way. We wish we had something that awesome to be co

I saw this link on Facebook today, to a New York Times article about the demise of "courtship". The article raises a lot of interesting questions. Do people even try to "date", or just "hang out" by trying to include new girls/guys into their already planned activities...

I will admit right now...I am terrible at meeting women. I'm absolute crap at talking to them. But I can honestly say I've never used any of these horrible pickup lines. Okay, I can honestly say I've never used ALL of these pickup lines.

Woman can make anything look good. This is particularly true when said women are either displaying their rack loudly and proudly, or just plain nude. Remember when Coco made Hurricane Sandy look awesome? We rest our case. These days, the Chinese are jumping on the bandwagon, using babes of the naked variety to sell cars. We can't believe it took this long for them to finally respond to our letter-

Whaaaaaa???????

We never need an excuse to slap the ol' baloney pony. Name the time and place, and we'll happily be there getting off, for no reason whatsoever. It's one of our favorite pastimes, but unfortunately we have to keep it on the DL most of the time in this twisted, oppressive American society. Over in China, however, they're doing it right.

Sounds like a plan to me!

The biggest news to ever hit the world has been released this weekend! Apparently, sex REALLY makes people happy! It's not just something to do to piss off the church or your parents anymore, it's actually an approved happiness-building exercise! So now, your days of run-of-the-mill, by-the-numbers sex are over, you're actually allowed to enjoy it! Hooray! We've been waiting for this news to come!

So, the conversations with Lisa and Veronica have continued since my posting of our argument over how much easier it is for women to get dates than guys. They still claim it's harder, even though you guys have helped me prove that it's easier...with a massive 84% crushing of their position. Thank you, by the way. So let's try and figure out why they're bitching!

This week, I have another question for you in my Bro Code test series. This week I polled Scott, Chad, Ray, Jack and Sergio to see where they stand on the issue. You tell me, is it okay to sleep with your friend's mom if you didn't know who she was until just prior to the actual act? Watch the video for the complete scenario and some KLAQ staff answers!