Do you wake up in the morning and find yourself twitching uncontrollably due to eight hours of Facebook withdrawal? Do you sometimes wake in the middle of the night just to read your old college roommate’s status updates about his 2-year-old daughter taking a crap on the sun porch...
The older a guy gets, the fewer excuses he has for spending the entire day in bed. Men need a valid reason to stay lounged in the vertical position for 24 hours.