Jo Pincushion
We’re Insanely Jealous of This Homemade Batpod
Apparently, the cool thing to do in Vietnam is make homemade Batpods. We’re not complaining–because this video is the ultimate geeky eye candy.
10 Surefire Ways to Get Kicked Out of Target — The Funnies
Department stores are great for everyday needs. It’s a one-stop shop for your bedding, electronics, and sometimes even your grocery needs. Target is one of the biggest department stores in the United States. This magical place not only has everything you could possibly need, but they have unbelievable prices.
Weather Girl Straight Up Denies Anchorman’s Offer to ‘Canoodle’
This local CTV anchorman tried to put the moves on the station’s cute weather girl, and she quickly (and publicly) shot him down. After attempting to make a witty comment following a segment with the word “canoodling” the anchorman suggested that he and the hot meteorologist do some canoodling of their own later.
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Chinese Man Builds Himself Awesome Bionic Hands
A Chinese man who lost both of his hands eight years ago after a homemade bomb exploded, has built himself a new pair of hands. Yes, he built himself a pair of bionic hands. We know what you’re thinking….how did he even start without any hands in the first place?
Drunk Guy Passes Out on Airport Conveyor Belt, Gets X-Rayed
Save your amateur “funny drunk pass out” stories — this one will top them all.
The Zombie Tarot: Your Key to Surviving the Apocalypse
Just imagine it. You’re barricaded in your home with nothing but a shotgun and a shovel. The undead are clawing at your front door, and their moans are calling for your brains. Should you stay put with the lights off, or head for the hills? Yo
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Strip Club Sues Competitor For Calling Its Girls ‘Ugly’
A Kentucky strip club is suing a competitor who called its dancers ugly.
25 Pick-Up Lines to Use on Female ‘Doctor Who’ Fans
(You know that cute, geeky girl that you want to ask out? You can, but it’s got to be played just right. You need help from a doctor. In this case, the fan of a doctor. We asked our resident ‘Doctor Who’ fan, Jo Pincushion, for some help.)
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Woman from Van Halen ‘Hot For Teacher’ Video Still Pretty Hot
When it was still showing music videos, MTV showed Van Halen’s ‘Hot for Teacher’ about 43,654 times in 1984.
Facebook Bed Created For Those That Don’t ‘Like’ Sleep
Do you wake up in the morning and find yourself twitching uncontrollably due to eight hours of Facebook withdrawal? Do you sometimes wake in the middle of the night just to read your old college roommate’s status updates about his 2-year-old daughter taking a crap on the sun porch...
Almost Everything You’ll Ever Need To Know About The Clitoris
Pay attention fellas. Think you know everything about the female anatomy? Think again. We’re going to tell you some valuable information about that little love button you’re clamoring to find.
Dudes everywhere take pride in the ability to please their woman–and the clitoris is the key to this achievement. The clitoris h
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‘Good Morning America’ Weatherman Gives Entire Country ‘Morning Wood’ [VIDEO]
While casually reporting on weather conditions in Cordova, Arkansas weatherman Sam Champion gave the ‘Good Morning America’ viewers at home a little something special — some ‘morning wood.’