Name: Roberta — AKA Rubberta.

Occupation: Taste tester on Pa’s farm and licensed notary public.

Interests: Big wheeling, Michelin tires, NASCAR, Lynyrd Skynyrd, swamp rock, racism and solving ’48 Hours Mystery’ programs before the show is over (currently 0-54).

Hobbies: Huntin’, fishin’, spittin’, tobacco chewin’, tractor ridin’, shootin’ and any activity that ends in -ing that I can make n’.

5 Things I Can’t Live Without: Skoal, Coors Light cold indicators, ‘Joe Dirt’ on VHS, roadkill soup, and pig Racin’.

Into: Cow tipping.

Not into: Picking the cows back up.

I spend most of my free time: Reading Vonnegut or shaving only my left arm pit.

The First Thing People Notice About Me: If it’s not me riding up on my 1925 John Deere than I guess I’d have to say the little pieces of gravel between my teeth. Gotta floss!

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