Man Pees in Walmart Store While Putting Trout Down His Pants

A Tennesse man is facing charges of peeing in a Walmart while stuffing a trout down his pants.

According to an arrest warrant, Clarksville Police were called to a Walmart store for a disturbance. A worker told an officer that a man was seen around 1:30 p.m. urinating in the alcohol aisle while attempting to put a package of trout down his pants. After, David Wylie of Clarksville, Tenn., tried to leave the store without paying. Or cleaning up the pee.

The responding officer said that Wylie admitted to urinating on the floor of the store but said he "was not concerned because it was misdemeanor." Wylie had been drinking and admitted to it. He also kept telling the officer that he wasn't concerned with being cited for any of the offenses because they were all misdemeanors.

The officer believed that if he were to cite Wylie and let him go he would continue to break laws. Police arrested Wylie and charged him with vandalism, indecent exposure, public intoxication and shoplifting.

Wylie was booked into the Montgomery County Jail.