Leprosy Is on the Rise in Florida, You’ll Never Guess Why. [VIDEO]
You really never know what's coming next with those wacky Floridians
Florida's the only state I can think of that wants satanic coloring books in their classrooms, kisses deadly snakes and is home to the world's weirdest Patriots fan. I'm pretty sure it's also where the zombie apocalypse will begin because, you see, they've brought leprosy back. Leprosy is virtually unheard of now because:
- 1) 95% of humans are immune to it.
- 2) If you do get it, proper medication stops you from spreading it to others.
- 3) It takes forever to set in.
In Florida, leprosy is once again a public health hazard because they've been eating the only other creature besides humans that can even carry the damn disease. Armadillos. Despite that being absolutely disgusting, Floridians have eaten so many armadillos that they've resurrected leprosy.
Keep all this in mind if you're thinking of visiting Disney World this summer.