How to Use Pumpkin Spice to Attract a Mate for Cuffing Season
Yes, that's right, pumpkin spice season has officially started. While Fall hasn't officially started, everyone knows that the release of the pumpkin spice latte is the unofficial start of fall. Now, I've never actually tried a pumpkin spice latte but I do enjoy pumpkin pie, how different can they really be? You know who else likes pumpkin pie? Men! So, ladies (and gentlemen), if you're looking for a man this cuffing season, pay attention because this will help!
If you're not familiar with cuffing season, it's real simple; it officially starts when the weather gets chillier, which should be perfect now because El Paso is about to see a cold front. Cuffing season ends just before or after Valentine's day. According to Hinge, this is the time of year when men and women are more likely to be looking for a relationship, you know, someone to keep you warm during the cold winter season. Think of it like the pumpkin spice latte of relationships. Which comes in handy because according to Dr. Alan Hirsch Director of Chicago's Smell & Taste Treatment and Research Center the smell of pumpkin pie basically stimulates arousal in men.
I decided to give it a try. Before I conducted my experiment, I decided the fastest way to get the scent of pumpkin spice on me was to just dunk it!
As you can see, I got pumpkin spice latte all over me! With the smell of pumpkin spice emanating from me, I stood and waited. Unfortunately for me, I kind of forgot that the smell attracts ALL men and got a surprise at the end...