Hooked On The Cooking Shows

OK, I have given up watching poker. It just doesn't have the thrill it used to have. COOKING SHOWS, Thats my new drug. I love TOP CHEF, TOP CHEF MASTER'S, DINERS, DRIVE INNS AND DIVES, CHOPPED. I know, This isn't healthy but I am hooked. The problem is, As soon as the show is over I am in the kitchen screwin everything up. Even the dogs wont touch what I cook. Hell, A pinch of salt on those shows looks like a handful. Atleast I am not hooked on those stupid reality shows. If you need a chef @ your next function, I am available.