12 Funny El Paso Street Names Part 3: G-H-I

Every once in a while, you come across a street that begs the question, whose decision was this? The twelve funniest El Paso street names start with G, H, and I.

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Galaxie Dr, El Paso

When I see funny street names, I ask myself how I would tell people where I live, basically pick-up lines, "Come over to my place, and I'll take you to a Galaxie Drive far, far away... like Fabens or Vado."

Gay Brewer Dr, El Paso

This street makes me wonder if it's derived from a person's unfortunate name or if it was honoring someone who liked to brew ales AND get down with males.

Geiger Ave, El Paso

This makes your place sound dangerous and radioactive.

Gibbs St, El Paso

What a dumb name for a street, right? And this isn't because my arch-nemesis name is Gibbs, and I want to tell him how stupid it is.

Genie Dr, El Paso

Come over to my place, and I'll give you three wishes. That's all you need to get the deal done.

Glengarry St, El Paso

How amazing would it be if it intersected with Glenross Ln?

Gschwind Ave, El Paso

I'm honestly not sure how to pronounce this or where to start. Would you like to come over to my place on goosh-vind avenue?

Guy Way, El Paso

Can you find me on Guy Way? That just sounds weird, right, like grammatically? Is it an app? I don't know, but I'm not sure I want to live there.

Hellas Dr, El Paso

Living on Hellas Drive would be hella cool.

Hiawatha Dr, El Paso

Right past the intersection of Onodonga and Iroquois Confederacy.

Home Show Ln, El Paso

"I know it looks like I live in a model home, but that's because I live in a model home."

Horncastle Rd, El Paso

This street may or may not work in a guy's favor. Not sure how many girls want to be invited over to Horncastle Road. But at the same time, maybe there are a few. Take a left on Boner Drive and then a right on Horncastle.

Igoe Pl, El Paso

What a confusing street name,

"Come over to my place."

"Sure. What's the address?"

"Igoe Pl."

"I go where?"

"My place."

"But what's the name?"

"Igoe Pl."

See what I'm getting at? It's the dumbest version of who's on 3rd.