16 Funniest Chuck Norris Jokes, According to El Pasoans

It's been 30 years since that honorable man, the myth, the legend, Texas Walker Ranger started to broadcast, most likely stolen, to our cable boxes.

And To honor this Texas immortal, through our Facebook page, I asked El Pasoans, "What were the funniest Chuck Norris jokes they knew."

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Below are the TOP 16 responses.

1. WALKER VS. GEORGE LUCAS

Chuck Norris was in Star Wars. He was the Force. - Randy Serna

2. WALKER VS. MILTON BRADLEY

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect 4 in 3 moves. - Paul Ramirez

3. WALKER VS. THE CRAPPER

Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the s*** out of it. - Hector Palos

4. WALKER VS. GOD

God said, "Let there be light!" Chuck Norris said "Say please." - Joe Ortega

5. WALKER VS. NATURE

Chuck Norris understands women. - Tony Rocha

6. WALKER VS. BRUCE LEE

Chuck Norris once kicked Bruce Lee so hard in the stomach, Bruce split in 2. The result? JET LI and Jackie Chan. - Drez Varela

7. WALKER VS. SUPERMAN

Chuck Norris once fought Superman on a bet, the loser would have to wear his underwear outside of his pants. - John Summerford

8. WALKER VS. TOTAL GYM

When Chuck Norris works out on the Total Gym, the Total Gym gets stronger. - Armando Baca

Of course, there can be no limit to the funnies that Chuck Norris jokes seem to induce.

So, let me know what you think so far at nico@klaq.com

And keep reading for the full list.