It's been 28 days since I last smoked, and in that time, I've saved $163 by not buying cigarettes.

To put the amount saved into perspective, it's the equivalent of 21 packs of cigarettes — gross. To put it into even more perspective, here's what I could buy with the $163 I've saved:

 

  • 1

    18 Gangsta Rap Coloring Books

    Amazon
    Amazon
    Amazon

    EIGHTEEN Gangsta Rap Coloring Books. That's 18 chances to color Eazy E. I could style 2Pac 18 different ways. Snoop Dog in every color of the rainbow, and then some!

  • 2

    27 Unicorn Horns for Cats

    Amazon
    Amazon
    Amazon

    I could have an entire Unicorn Cat Army!

  • 3

    Set of Golden Girls Granny Panties

    etsy seller bulletsandbees
    etsy seller bulletsandbees
    etsy seller bulletsandbees

    How awesome are these? And costing only $120 for the set, leaves me enough left over for a sweet pair of Bernie Sanders panties.

  • 4

    7 Sets of Yoga Joes

    Off the Wagon Shop
    Off the Wagon Shop
    Off the Wagon Shop

    Everyone needs GI Joes doing yoga, right? Or maybe it's something no one needs. Regardless, I can now buy myself seven sets of these bad boys with the money I've saved by quitting smoking.

  • 5

    The Selfie Toaster

    Twitter user @AndyBCampbell
    Twitter user @AndyBCampbell
    Twitter user @AndyBCampbell

    What's the best thing since sliced bread? Adding a dash of narcissism to that sliced bread, a feat made easy with the Selfie Toaster by Burnt Impressions. The toaster costs only $69, leaving enough left over for about 35 loaves of bread.

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