There is a theatre in Tennessee whose owner didn’t want any profanity to appear on his marquee. So, since it came out a couple weeks ago, “Heckboy” has been showing at the Roxy 8 Movie Theater in Dickson Tennessee. The owner, Belinda Daniels , says she never shows anything that could be considered profanity on her marquee because the elementary school is right next door.

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That’s great, Belinda, but what you really need to change is the sign for your town! You won’t show a sign for Hellboy but the name of the town you live in is DICKSON Tennessee. Shouldn’t it be Weinerson, Tennessee or maybe Wangson, Tennessee? I shudder thinking what those grade school kids must see every time they look at a municipal building or the side of a school bus. Somebody there in Pudson needs to do something about this!

This actually got me thinking about all the creative re-naming that surely had to have gone on through the years on that movie sign. It HAD to have looked something like this… .

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