strippers

What guy would think a stripper pole, oil and a hot girlfriend would end in disaster?

Today on the KLAQ Morning show, we were blessed to have the very lovely Honey and Amber do the news for us in Teresa's absence.  The girls, who work as exotic dancers at Dreams Cabaret were kind enough to let us film them doing a couple of activities.

We sent Fernie out to ask the important questions at Balloonfest 2012, including the most important question of them all -- spit or swallow? Fernie stumbled upon a trio of exotic dancers in bikinis and we recorded their answers.

Some booty shaking has led to extortion charges for the Sunland Park mayor pro tem and city manager.

A Kentucky strip club is suing a competitor who called its dancers ugly.

People have long debated whether it’s better to give or receive during the holidays. That debate can now be laid to rest as one Chicago gentleman’s club has decided that their clientele should give and receive.

Since Teresa is on vacation, we had dancers from Dreams Cabaret Honey and Amber do the news.  Needless to say it was great.

This weeks WTF Wednesday is brought to us by the only cool sport ... other than Motocross ... FOOTBALL!

This is the only planking that the Monster endorses...Stripper planking!

There is a practice in rural Taiwan where, to send a family's dear (male) departed out with a bang with...funeral strippers. We're not kidding. The strippers show up in strip-clubs-on-wheels the Taiwanese call "Electric Flower Cars" and do dances hot enough to raise the dead, giving new meaning to "pushing up daisies".

It would totally make the damn flight delays a little more tolerable.

If you or someone you know is looking for a great stripper name, here's one I came up with: "Medusa". That way, whenever anyone asks,"Why do they call you Medusa?", they can say,