Duke Keith
My biography as haiku:
calling sports not played
poking fun without a point
dang i like donuts
One way or the other, the off-season is coming for LeBron James. He'll either be a two-time defending champion...or not. Either way, according to funnyordie.com, he'll always be a flopper.
He ain't replacing Vin Scully any day soon, but British comedian Anthony Richardson calls a good game of baseball -- if you like your play-by-play to be randomly hilarious.
Congratulations to El Paso's next mayor, Oscar Leeser. Buzz Adams and the KLAQ Morning Show did some deep, hard-hitting political analysis to come up with the reasons Leeser was elected, then set them to music.
So, it's a nice cool evening after the rains at the Mets' Citi Field. Clearly, one of the fans is enjoying himself sipping some suds with his buds while he stands...on the wet arm of a wet seat...
So, Lebron James is the MVP, yet for the NBA Finals he goes almost-nothing-for-eleventy-hundred from the floor against the Spurs? Especially after his Miami Heat got a 36-point strafing by San Antonio in Game 3, "King James" needs to pick up his game, or his old Cleveland problem of disappearing in big moments will come back to haunt him.
Fainting. Noses bloodied from the heat. No air conditioning. No water. No escape.
A scene from "Cool Hand Luke", maybe? Did Luke get thrown in the box again? No, just Allegiant Air Flight 592, Las Vegas to Phoenix. But just like Luke, the passengers on this airline prison didn't let their circumstances get them down. Instead, they sang...and used some NSFW language.
You hear that? That's the sound of LeBron James ripping down the poster of Tiago Splitter dunking over him in Game 2 of the NBA Finals and stapling up one of his own.
Anyone who has lived in El Paso for any length of time knows how the city has grown over the last 30 years. Google and Time Magazine show us, at least physically, just how much with an incredible time-lapse of satellite pictures taken of El Paso and Cd. Juárez from 1984 to last year.
What if childhood star Fred Savage's bratty grandson in "The Princess Bride" was still a kid while "Grandpa" Peter Falk read him the Red Wedding scene from "Game of Thrones"?
It's time, El Paso. Time to seriously address two different sports questions that have the same answer.
Lisa had been complaining that Buzz and Lauren hadn't been played a prank in they're ongoing prank war. So we played one on her!
Look, down in that courtside seat with all that bling! Is it a pimp? Is it a rapper? No, it's Justin Bieber! Fresh from his Calabasas crib, the Biebs decided to take his talents to South Beach and take in Game 7 of the NBA's Eastern Conference Finals. Not that it was a particularly exciting game, but he sure looks bored. Just what is a teenager with that much gold jewelry thinking...?