dkeith
My biography as haiku:
calling sports not played
poking fun without a point
dang i like donuts
Schedule
The Morning Show
M-F 6:00 am - 10:00 am
Sports Cuteness: Daughter Consoles Dad After Soccer Loss [VIDEO]
In the rest of the world, if your soccer team sucks badly enough, they send it to the minor leagues. It’s called relegation, and it can be as harsh as it sounds. Big money, big TV, big player contracts — all gone because you lost. Midfielder Rogier Meijer’s team, De Graafschap, was relegated on the final day of the season. The catastrophic loss sent him to the turf…where his daughter came out to console her dad!
This Guy’s Nuts (Must HURT!): Man Rides Bike Down a Mountain of Stairs [VIDEO]
Marcelo Gutierrez is a brave man. Too bad he'll have no descendants to whom he'll be able to pass that bravery along. Watch this video of Marcelo going down the more than 1,000 steps that scale Mount Montserrate outside of Bogotá -- a 6,500-foot descent -- and you'll see what I mean. I'll never be able to look at a pack of slivered almonds the same way again.
Eat Your Heart Out, Stevie Ray: World’s Longest Guitar Solo in Austin [VIDEO]
Everything's bigger in Texas, even our guitar solos! David Didonato from Austin, Texas broke the world record for the longest guitar solo yesterday. He passed the 24-hour, 18-minute record...then CONTINUED playing at a local club in Austin. Keep rockin', David!
Wedding Vow Fail: Mistake, Or Has the Bride Been Talking? [VIDEO]
There's a video on YouTube of a wedding ceremony where the officiant makes a pretty embarrassing error while talking about the bride and groom. She said the bride found the groom to be "incredibly hard", then recovered and said, "hard-working." Hard-working at what?
New ZZ Top Song! Wanna Hear It on KLAQ? [POLL, VIDEO]
Here's one way to get your new song out -- put it in a commercial. That's what ZZ Top is doing with their new tune, "I Got to Get Paid". The bearded ones (and Frank Beard, too) put their new tune in a Jeremiah Weed ad. Want to hear it on The Q? Vote here!
The Crotch Shot No One Wants: Baseball Takes Out Crotch, Jaw [VIDEO]
Sunday night, Brandon Inge of the Oakland A's hit a huge homer that two fans will never forget -- because it hit the guy in the family jewels and the girl took the ball in the mouth. Ironically, if the guy could handle balls a little better, this would never have happened!
He Ain’t Just Whistlin’ Dixie — Piano Tuner Can Whistle Two Notes at Once [VIDEO]
Call him the David Lee Roth of whistlers. Meet Jack Stebbins, a Bostonian who teaches piano tuning. Jack can whistle two notes at the same time. Here he is doing the theme from "The Andy Griffith Show".
Trampoline Dunk Falls Short for Big Man [VIDEO]
Who doesn't love a great dunk? This is great, but it's not a dunk. The only thing this guy will be dunkin' is his donuts.
Predators’ Cheerleader Clears the Ice with Her Routine — Picking Up a Live Catfish [VIDEO]
Okay, so we don't have a whole bunch of hockey fans in El Paso, but how about hot chicks with catfish? This is Jenna, a Nashville Predators girl. We hear Jenna hails from Minnesota and likes to ice fish, so handling this monstrosity presents no problems. It also explains how Nashville comes by girls who skate so well. What it doesn't explain is why there's a catfish on the ice.
Old Couple Offers Advice to Newlyweds [VIDEO]
Not to get too mushy, here, but hilarity is hilarity, even when it's cute little old people hilarity. Kenny and Selma have been married for 72 YEARS! They made this video to offer wedding advice to their grandson and his new bride, then promptly contradict that advice from time to time.
Angry Little Celtics Fan Gets Into It with Hawks Fans [VIDEO]
Boston Celtics fans have a certain reputation, like an old steak -- tough, tasteless and somewhat overcooked. Check out this little ball of hate as she gets into it with some Atlanta Hawks fans and see if you don't disagree. (Watch out: Language is NSFW!)
Bryce Harper’s First-Ever MLB Hit Forever Tainted By Mooning Fan [VIDEO]
So, this 19-year-old kid named Bryce Harper steps to the plate for the Washington Nationals and gets his first-ever hit in the...DID YOU SEE THAT GUY WHO MOONED THE CAMERA?! Hilarious!
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Disco The Parakeet Performs – Teresa's Aww! of the Day [VIDEO] May 21, 2012
Kathy Perez – Babe of the Day May 21, 2012




