Teresa Provencio

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I've been with KLAQ since 2000.  I started out as the receptionist, and moved to the morning show about 9 months later.  Go figure.  I have been tortured by Buzz on a daily basis for the last ten years.  It's a great gig, I get to put all of the useless knowledge I have stored over the years to great use!  Who knew all that TV watching and tabloid reading would pay off!  I'm pretty much a homebody, I love working on my house and garden.  I have lived there about six years and have already painted each room at least twice!  I love to cook,  so Food Network is also a favorite.   I have three dogs, four turtles and a tortoise who all keep me entertained.  That is when I'm not watching TV!

Schedule

The Morning Show
M-F 6:00 am - 10:00 am

Disco The Parakeet Performs – Teresa’s Aww! of the Day [VIDEO]

Disco the parakeet obviously thinks he's a parrot.  He's got quite the vocabulary.  He makes me want a parakeet, but I would end up with a dud that didn't say anything, and would probably end up as a treat for one of my dogs!  Enjoy!

Bachelor Party Prank [VIDEO]

This bachelor's friends played a pre-wedding prank on him that is hilarious.  They blindfolded him, walked him to the edge of a platform and told him he was going to bungee jump.  It was actually the edge of a pond

Comic Strip Comedian Adam Hunter Attacked At Wedding [VIDEO]

Adam Hunter is appearing at El Paso's Comic Strip this week and was on the KLAQ Morning Show today. In this video, he's been hired by the bride and groom to officiate at their wedding, then does stand up comedy.  It's hilarious, he ends up being attacked by the bride's brother!

“Zuckerberg-The Musical” [VIDEO]

Here's a video with the lyrics to famous Broadway tunes changed to make them about Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg's life.  They build his Facebook along the way.

Ginger Does Take Out – Teresa’s Aww! of the Day [VIDEO]

I love the Ginger the Dog videos!  They are very clever!   If my dogs had good manners like Ginger, maybe I would let them eat at the table!

How To Wake Up A Kid – Teresa’s Aww! of the Day [VIDEO]

Kids are cute when they are asleep, like little angels. But this kid wakes up rocking!  If this three year old  lived in El Paso, he would be KLAQ listener!  He starts air drumming the minute he hears Nirvana's "Breed", then starts lipsynching!  I guess some kids are just born to rock!

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Come Party at Noah’s Ark Pets and Supplies!

Come on out to Noah's Ark Pets and Supplies, 9795 McCombs at Manila,

 on Saturday for a big old party!  Lots of stuff will be going on,  you can meet the Etched Beauties Calendar girls, try out for the Noah's Ark 2013 Calendar and take advantage of some great specials on pets and supplies

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Want To Be A Reality TV Star?

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Have you signed up yet?  It's just around the corner!   "How To Be A Reality TV Star" is coming to El Paso on June 23!  Special guests Gretchen Rossi and Slade Smiley from The Real Housewives of the OC", along with Michaele Salahi from "The Real Housewives of DC", (you know, the one who crashed the White House party), will be here with the boyfriend she left her husband for, Neal Schon of Journey.


Talking With Old Friends [VIDEO]

They are the greatest generation.  You have got to love the elderly.  They tell it like it is, no mincing words for them.  It gives me something to look forward to in my golden years, not giving a s#*t what people think

Teresa’s Take On The Avengers – Teresa’s Aww! of the Day [VIDEO]

The new Avengers movie is all anyone is talking about these days, so I decided to jump on the bandwagon.  Here's my favorite version of the Avengers.

Morning Show Guest Comedian/Dr. Kevin Fitzgerald [VIDEO]

Dr. Kevin Fitzgerald will be a guest on the KLAQ Morning Show at 7 am Tuesday.  He is in El Paso to be the guest speaker at the 27th Annual El Paso Veterinary Medical Association Awards Banquet.

Watch A Mama Stop A Nightmare – Teresa’s Aww! of the Day! [VIDEO]

Here's another example of a mother's love.  When the kitten starts having a nightmare, mama soothes her baby.  Brought a tear to my eye...