After a video of a then-18-year-old Ted Cruz surfaced on the Internet in which he says his aspirations include staring in "a teenage tit film like Malibu Bikini Beach Shop," a porn production company has extended an offer to the presidential hopeful and Texas senator.
You've seen it before: Animals being used to predict winners of various Super Bowls. On the Morning Show, we took a different approach to Super Bowl predicting, by putting two vibrators — each representing one team — head-to-head in a race.
In honor of Championship Bull Riding which is in town it's time to play Pro Bull Rider or Gay Porn Star. Make your guesses and then scroll down to find out if you can tell just by the name whether someone makes their living riding on mighty giant beasts ... or if they're professional bull riders!
It appears that you already have an account created within our VIP network of sites on .
To keep your personal information safe, we need to verify that it's really you.
To activate your account, please confirm your password.
When you have confirmed your password, you will be able to log in through Facebook on both sites.
*Please note that your prizes and activities will not be shared between programs within our VIP network.
Welcome back to Freeloaders
It appears that you already have an account on this site associated with . To connect your existing account just click on the account activation button below. You will maintain your existing VIP profile. After you do this, you will be able to always log in to http://klaq.com using your original account information.