Hot Chicks, Pregnant Dogs, Midgets, Iran – Stephanie’s Favorite Posts

I may have only been a toddler when Van Halen's 'Hot for Teacher' came out, but I remember the video well. How couldn't you? "Teacher" Lillian Muller was the first material entered into many young men's spank banks. Well, nearly 30 years later, and our Glenn found Lillian. And she's hotter than ever! At 60 years old! Man, I hope I hold up that well.

While I had a mouthful of balls this week, Erika got a dog knocked up. Who knew balloon animals could be so fun?

Rick unveiled the very first of the Hiney's 'Hiney' of the Week. The winner entered the contest after being dared by her boyfriend. After checking out her hiney, all I can say is that we owe that man a drink. There's not one, but FOUR, close-up shots of this babe's behind.

'Wicked' may have come and gone from El Paso, but Buzz's burning questions remain. (Buzz, you may want to ask a doctor about that burning.) For example: Where the heck were the midgets? It ain't Oz without midgets! I'm with you, Buzz.

If you have a spare 10 minutes (And with the number of YouTube plays on dumb cat videos, I suspect you do), you should absolutely check out Duke's satirical opinion piece on Iran. (I'm not just saying this because I get paid to -- promise.) Some good, funny insight without the yawning.

Have a great week, El Paso! Eat some Chico's for me!