I was goofing around over on Reddit and stumbled on this website in the Internet Is Beautiful subreddit. It's pretty simple you type in what you want the website to say, and it says it in the voice you choose. One of those choices is Spongebob Squarepants.


I'm not sure if I'm just too old... well, yes... yes I am. But I don't know who really anyone else is on that website. There are the obvious ones for someone my age. HAL 9000 from 2001: A Space Odyssey, Daria, and even Aqua Teen Hunger Force. But other than that, I'm pretty lost as to what most of the options are.

This has given me a good idea though. I'll take movie quotes and have Spongebob say them. It can be something as simple as:

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

Hell yeah. Princess Bride. I just put that one in for Spongebob to say and it turned out pretty good. I could also go a bit more obscure, or even a bit lengthier like:

Who are you carrying all those bricks for anyway? God? Is that it? God? Well, I tell ya, let me give you a little inside information about God. God likes to watch. He’s a prankster. Think about it. He gives man instincts. He gives you this extraordinary gift and then what does He do? I swear, for his own amusement, his own private cosmic gag reel, he sets the rules in opposition. It’s the goof of all time.
Look, but don’t touch. Touch, but don’t taste. Taste, don’t swallow. And while you’re jumping from one foot to the next, what is He doing? He’s laughing his sick, f****** ass off. He’s a tight-ass. He’s a sadist. He’s an absentee landlord. Worship that? Never! Why not? I’m here on the ground with my nose in it since the whole thing began!

I’ve nurtured every sensation man has been inspired to have! I cared about what he wanted and I never judged him. Why? Because I never rejected him, in spite of all his imperfections! I’m a fan of man! I’m a humanist. Maybe the last humanist. Who, in their right mind, Kevin, could possibly deny the 20th century was entirely mine?

All of it, Kevin! All of it! Mine! I’m peaking, Kevin. It’s my time now. It’s our time.

If you know that one, you know a really good movie.

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