Ted Cruz Reenacts ‘The Princess Bride’ at Church
Speaking at a church in Iowa, Texas senator and in-no-way-viable presidential candidate Ted Cruz exchanged rehearsed banter with the pastor. Senator Cruz had stated that his all-time favorite movie was The Princess Bride.
He then entertained the congregation with a reenactment of the Miracle Max scene from the movie. As it so happens, The Princess Bride is also one of MY favorite movies. So, I can opine with some amount of expertise that Cruz actually does a pretty could job with the scene:
Not bad! It makes me wonder what the other candidates might name as their favorite movie or TV Show and if they could act out a scene with as much accuracy and obvious affection.
Donald Trump — Glengarry Glen Ross
Just because I can totally see Trump doing this scene on a church dais.
Ben Carson — Boyz n the Hood
All Ben Carson needs is an opportunity on stage to prove his street cred once and for all.
Jeb Bush — Our Idiot Brother
Rand Paul — S#&t My Dad Says
Bernie Sanders — Red Dawn
Chris Christie — The Goonies
Because he would own the Truffle Shuffle scene.