When deciding what my first post for the site should be, inspiration struck in the form of 3 vodka tonics, copious amounts of Michelob Ultra, and a completely irrational fear of the zombie apocalypse. And thus I found this house online, the first zombie-proof house!
I did not know that the word Sandia actually means "umbrella", but apparently it does, since the Umbrella, I mean, Sandia National Labs and the University of New Mexico have now created the first zombie cell! This cell has all its evaporated to leave a silica-coated dead cell, that outperforms living tissue.
If you don't feel like splurging money on tools that will help you look like a zombie for one day check out this video. The tools you need are right inside of your own home thanks to your mom or girlfriend.