things are bigger in texas

They say everything is bigger in Texas but for every big thing, much like Newton's 3rd law says, there's got to be a small one.

In Texas, we take football seriously. At every age level, football is a religion and we Texans build some impressive "churches".

Being that the biggest ones can crowd 9 feet in length, you might want tp keep an eye on small pets and infants/toddlers.

Things are bigger in Texas, as the saying goes, and so, apparently, are the nuts.

Only Alaska beats Texas in size but, when it comes to length, we trade places with another state.

Not everything is bigger in Texas.