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Possible Nicknames for the Guy Who’s Been Grabbing Women at UTEP
Possible Nicknames for the Guy Who’s Been Grabbing Women at UTEP
The El Paso Times reports that a man has been "inappropriately grabbing" women near UTEP and that this has been going on for over a year! We've already discussed our own plan for vigilante justice (it involves walkie-talkies, dressing Fernie in a skirt and some of those Kenyan runners on the UTEP track team). But before we can proceed, we need to establish a nickname for the assailant. &