If you watched the Mayweather/Pacquiao  fight for free on Mexican television, you saw that Tecate was a major sponsor and they really went big with their celebrity endorsement. The ghoulishly dug up Sylvester Stallone and dressed him in a tuxedo to hawk beer.

Watch these videos and see if you can tell what language Stallone is speaking. Not "what he's saying"...just what language it's in. Because, honestly, we can't tell. I'm convinced that the first phrase he says is in some patois form of garbled English while Intern Emily thinks it might be Basque. Then phrase he says at the end, we're pretty sure, is Spanish, but it might be an archaic form of Old Castilian. There's also a faction that thinks he's speaking Italian, which makes no sense but maybe that's the point?