Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the Slinky Master.

Do you remember a time when people were so excited to play with a giant spring? You probably received one from your relatives, as a last minute gift. If you didn't have stairs, like myself, you probably weren't very fond of this toy. Well one man has shown us the true power of the slinky.

This guy is taking over the internet by handling a rainbow slinky, LIKE A BOSS. Unfortunately, he probably has killed his chances of a date anytime soon, but at least he will now be recognized for his mad skills. Hail to the Slinky King, baby.