PornHub Is Looking for Beta Testers for ‘Wankband’

Pornhub has found a way to gather energy from people who spend plenty of time on their website. The new 'Wankband' is a revolutionary device with kinetic charger that stores the electric energy created from loving yourself. We all could soon be making dirty energy!

If this sounds too good to be true, it could be. Pornhub is looking for beta testers for their Wankband and are asking people to actually sign up, but this idea just seems to weird to be true. The website gives you a step-by-step guide to how the device works, but how well does it actually work? How much masturbating does it take to fill up the Wankband? Will your parents be ashamed? These are the questions I have, but this is all we know.

Basically, the more movement, the more energy. Once you have created enough energy you can use it to charge your phone, or any other device. Sounds like a pretty sweet deal. The geniuses at Pornhub just found the greatest way to get you to stay on their website. Bravo, Porhub.