It's National Grammar Day! So here are some movie poems for movies about schooling, or education.

  1. There are two sisters in this high school
    A previous date showed one boy to be cruel
    Another just wants a chance
    To take the youngest to the dance
    Until the end, the elder was stubborn as a mule
  2. On the fast track is where he needs to be
    He looks forward to magazines of nudey
    Met with obstacles and walls
    Did you see that guys balls?
    It’s all done to win his dad’s company
  3. This movie spans many, many years
    He soon gains acceptance from his peers
    Upset when his son is born deaf
    Still able to teach notes, beats, and a clef
    His final piece is met with thunderous cheers
  4. After giving a very drunken speech
    He has to move to a place where they teach
    His wife was in bang
    His house is the place to hang
    In order to live there, you aren’t going to leach
  5. All different kinds make up this place
    One is there to learn and race
    Tensions begin to run high
    Until shots come from the sky
    A suicide ends the chase

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  1. 10 Things I Hate About You
  2. Billy Madison
  3. Mr. Holland’s Opus
  4. Old School
  5. Higher Learning