Jim Tavare played Tom, the proprietor of The Leaky Cauldron in Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban.

Jim is also a stand-up comedian. In fact, he's reportedly Prince Charles' favorite comedian and he's appearing this week at Bart Reed's Comic Strip. You can get all the details for his El Paso performances here.

Jim stopped by the Morning Show on Friday, and we took various excerpts from Harry Potter novels and had Mr. Tavare read them with just one minor change.

Every time the word "wand" came up, we had him replace  it with the word "penis." Good times.

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