I would rather anything else than getting arrested as a birthday gift to myself. 

Former porn star Jenna Jameson was at the Newport Beach area of Orange County Saturday night doing a bit of an early birthday celebration (her birthday is actually April 9th) when she was involved in an altercation.

Apparently, the victim managed to restrain Jameson and place her on citizen's arrest until police arrived. Said victim needed no medical attention.

Hours before, Jameson was due to attend a birthday party at Heat Ultra Lounge to celebrate turning 39. No news whether she made it or not.