God. How am I ever going to get 150 words out of this? The video kind of speaks for itself. It's a chicken running around the barnyard wearing pants!! Hey, why'd the chicken cross the road? So he could go buy some awesome blue pants! The owners identify the dapper foul as "Charlie" so maybe technically it's a rooster. Well, Charlie is definitely the cock-of-the-walk and a chicken wearing pants is, without a doubt, the greatest thing to happen this week.