A simple question for Weight Watchers: when is “Corpsegrinder” going to get a TV commercial?

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Cannibal Corpse lead singer George “Corpsegrinder,” Fisher says that he was up to nearly 310 lbs. when he decided to give Weight Watchers a try. On the “Vox and Hops” podcast, Corpsegrinder says he gave W.W. a shot because his wife and daughter were on it. “I decided ‘I’m going to do it too…”Fisher told host and Cryptopsy frontman Matt McGachy. “At one point I was down 47 pounds."

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Knowing how important celebrity spokespeople are for the brand, I assume it’s only a matter of time before Weight Watchers has a new pitch-man. Imagine it: Jennifer Hudson, James Corden…CORPSEGRINDER!

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What’s the hold-up, Weight Watchers? Nutri-systems already has the “little bit country” audience sewed up with Marie Osmond. What better brand ambassador for the “little bit rock and roll” crowd like Corpsegrinder?

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Corpsegrinders vocal style, which can best be described as “garbage disposal with a fork in it” has been the lead singer for Cannibal Corpse since 1995, a year after the band appeared in Jim Carrey’s “Ace Ventura: Pet Detective”.

Weight Watchers could spin this into a whole “Cannibal Corpse” theme for dieters. Feeling the urge to cheat on your diet? Just think about some of the band’s song titles: “Evisceration Plague”. “Devoured by Vermin”.  “A Skull Full of Maggots”.  If those don’t suppress your appetite, I don’t think any diet is going to work for you!

Corpsegrinder released his debut solo album “Corpsegrinder” in February 2022.

Do it, Weight Watchers, you cowards!

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