As we were getting ready to interview Bert Kreischer today, we made the comment that it sounded like he was Van Wilder. He was picked by Rolling Stone Magazine as the countries biggest partier. Which ultimately ended up leading to the movie Van Wilder.

While he was in school, he signed up for a Russian class, thinking it was Spanish. And it took him about 3 classes to figure this out. As he went to leave the class, the teacher told him that they needed a minimum amount of students and if he stayed enrolled in the class, he would receive a 'C' just for staying enrolled.

So this just starts The Machine story. Basically he finds out that he can get a minor in Russian just by taking a trip to Russia with his class. So of course he does this, and so begins The Machine, one of the best stories you'll ever hear.