Some sounds should be impossible for a human to make without the help of Hollywood worthy sound effects equipment.   The incredibly cute young woman in this video emits one of the most powerfully demonic noises I’ve ever heard ANYWHERE and, uh, I’m kind of impressed.

If they ever do get around to making another Jurassic Park movie, I’d suggest the studio just save their money and hire this girl to voice whatever large, meat-eating dinosaur they’ll decide to feature (same goes for any new Ghostbusters movie too).

When I first came across this clip and read the description, I must say that I was a bit skeptical.  Oh, I thought she’d get a good belch in for sure, but I also thought, “Come on, how much damage could that little girl really do?” This clip definitely proves that things, and sometimes people, aren’t always what they seem.

For those of you who are too impatient to sit through all three and a half minutes, the fun begins at :47 mark, then again at the 1:30, AGAIN at the 1:57 mark AND an encore performance at  the 3:22 mark.  Now if you’ll excuse me, I have the sudden urge to go to church.

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