The Wal-Mart Hottie Of The Day!
If you have no luck picking up chicks at the clubs, bars or whore houses, there's always Wal-Mart!
No matter what time of the day or night it is,or what holiday, you're guaranteed to pick up some A$$ at Wal-Mart...even if she does have two A$$E$.
Hope you have a puke bag handy!