33 Things MORE LIKELY To Happen Than UTEP Football Beating Oklahoma
Now I'm not saying UTEP doesn't have ANY chance of beating Oklahoma at football, but here's a list of some unlikely things that would probably happen first.
Buzz NEVER again gets food in his beard
El Paso district attorney Yvonne Rosales taking responsibility for once.
I wake up with an exact replica of Tom Cruise's hairline.
My credit score growing higher than 420
Buzz figuring out how to use a TV remote
Michael Jordan turning down a bet
R. Kellys pee curing blindness
Reinstating Donald Trump as president for winning the 2020 election
Dr. Fauci turns out to be a serial killer, again.
Dr pepper curing diabetes
I became a famous battle rapper at the age of 45.. or any age, really.
Buzz married Giselle Bunchen, after her inevitable divorce.
Snoop Dogg having babies with Martha Stuart
Carrot Top Winning an Academy Award For Best Actor
Michael Jackson coming back to life just to reenact Thriller
Tyson chicken becoming Tyson pharmaceuticals
Jesus returning and starting a YouTube channel
Clowns becoming cool, at night
Leonardo DiCaprio dating a 26-year-old
Tommy Lee's penis getting smaller and Tommy Lee Jones's penis getting bigger
Texas Legalizing Marijuana
Pastafarianism, The Official State Religion
Jared Leto aging.
Joe Biden getting his memory back
Bill Cosby's Jailhouse Comedy Special on Netflix
Joe Biden putting his arm in his jacket, by himself
Cigarettes Curing Cancer
Alanis Morissette admitting it was Dave Coulier.
KLAQ playing "real rock"
Mexico pays for the wall
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