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Between Kevin Ware's leg snapping like a twig and Sidney Crosby taking pucks in the mouth, it has NOT been a good week for squeamish sports fans. To make matters worse, some media folks have brought up things like Joe Theismann's breaking leg and Clint Malarchuk's severed carotid artery to put the new lowlights into perspective. But don't fret, sensitive sports fan -- help is on the way! (WARNING!

Anyone who knows hockey knows the post-series handshake is a time-honored tradition. So you can understand the hockey world's reaction to this douche, Canadian youth coach Martin Tremblay, who leg-swept two teenage players on the other team ready to shake his hand, breaking one 13-year-old's wrist!

Having done more than my share of minor league hockey play-by-play, I can appreciate a good call of the wackiness that happens when you combine chaos theory with not-well-thought-out marketing strategies and sporting events. This is called minor league sports. I've dealt with a team that changed its name to the Cow Pattys, seen a team play when it snowed through a hole in the El Paso County Colise

It's nice to stretch my legs a bit after an all-night bus ride to Dallas as we get ready to bring you some Rhinos hockey for the first time this season on our sister station, 600 ESPN El Paso. That said, after a few minutes staring at my mall food, I felt the need to contribute. Check the link for some hockey trip haiku.

In Pennsylvania anyway .......

performance issues not good in bed or on court LeBron's blue pills worked

Okay, so we don't have a whole bunch of hockey fans in El Paso, but how about hot chicks with catfish? This is Jenna, a Nashville Predators girl. We hear Jenna hails from Minnesota and likes to ice fish, so handling this monstrosity presents no problems. It also explains how Nashville comes by girls who skate so well. What it doesn't explain is why there's a catfish on the ice.

You'd think with it's biggest star out most of the season with concussion problems that hockey would be a little more careful. Nope. This year's Stanley Cup Playoffs have been so physical and full of cheap shots, it got the attention of those Taiwanese news animation people who made a video complete with fighting Penguins, explosions and fans being sprayed by brains and guts. Hooray!

What could be better than beer, brawls and backchecking? Or foam, fights and forechecking? Any way you look at it, it's a hockey-fest this weekend at the Events Center adjacent to the El Paso County Coliseum. And, yes, cerveza will be served...

Hockey is such a fast-moving game, if you blink you could miss it all. Good thing for slow-motion cameras.

"Over the next two weekends, our sister station, 600 ESPN El Paso, will be bringing you a handful of El Paso Rhinos hockey road games. So to whet your appetite, here's a sampling of some of Paul Zimmerman's Rhinos Hockey video yearbook."

Boston Bruins player Tim Thomas dissed the Pres, with, I think, a good reason!