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My biography as haiku: calling sports not played poking fun without a point dang i like donuts
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Check It Out: Is Oregon’s Amazing New Football Complex All It’s Quacked Up To Be? [LINK]

Come, take a tongue-in-cheek tour of Oregon's incredible new football facto...um, facility...and see if Uncle Phil's money makes this football building the cream of the crop. It's totally all for the kids, too. Just follow the link below  (With some NSFW language.)

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Go, Johnny Go: A Salute To The Hot Mess That Is The NCAA & Johnny Football [VIDEO]

So, Johnny Manziel can't take cash for his autograph? But the NCAA, which is investigating him for doing just that, CAN make money by selling a jersey with "Football" written like a name on the back? Not that Manziel is the most likable guy in the world, but his money-for-my-mark story sure is making a mockery of a bad system -- something we HAD to put to music!

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What If A US Football Coach Switched to Soccer? Jason Sudeikis Gives Us A Clue [VIDEO]

From his Steve Spurrier golf visor to his down-home accent, Jason Sudeikis is the perfect hard-ass 'Mur'can football coach -- except he's been named head coach of Tottenham Hostspur of the English Premier League. "Coach Lasso" has some catching up to do -- like that kicking the ball over the goal isn't three points.

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Eagles WR Riley Cooper: “I Will…Fight Every N—– Here” [LINK]

Yeah, Riley Cooper said it. You won't believe it, but he said it. At a Kenny Chesney concert in his best sleeveless-with-a-collar (?!) plaid shirt, the Eagles wide receiver set himself on a tee for Commissioner Roger Goodell (and everyone else) to kick. Click the link below to see the uncensored video.

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That Will Do: Taking On Johnny Football, Big Papi & Panama Protection [VIDEO]

That Will Do takes a quick look at Johnny Manziel's UT frat party foray, David Ortiz telephone tirade and the Panama's protection -- or lack thereof -- for certain "parts" of its men's national soccer team in Gold Cup play...Let's just say you'd think they'd have used SOME kind of cup!

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PEDs: A Tribute to Biogenesis, A-Rod, Ryan Braun & A Major League Mess [VIDEO]

Ryan Braun is gone. A-Rod gets the next nod. Melky could be sulky. Biogenesis CEO Tony Bosch's testimony is pegging PED-enhanced baseball player after player across the country like pins on a map, and because Braun accepted the punishment, Bosch's word is now gold.

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Hamilton Not Coming, Floyd Not Budging, Press Not Buying: UTEP Fans Stuck in the Middle [LINK]

That sound you hear is the air coming out of the UTEP basketball program’s balloon.

The Miners probably wouldn’t tell us how many season tickets holders they gained because of Isaac Hamilton and the other golden children in UTEP’s Top-10 recruiting class even if they could; but it was probably sizable or head coach Tim Floyd would never have told the El Paso Times, “People have bought season tickets based on our having Isaac."

That certainly set off the national media. Click the link below to see my column on who loses most in this deal.

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Who Says “Anchorman” Isn’t Real? San Francisco TV Anchor Reads Fake Asiana Pilot Names On Air [VIDEO]

Television news is serious business. Really. In part, that's because it takes a huge team effort to do anything. A successful TV newscast has many moving parts that must work together, like San Francisco's KTVU noon news with this piece on the Asiana Airlines crash that will make your jaw drop. From the chyron guy who creates the obviously fake and highly objectionable graphic, to the producer who calls to put the graphic on air, to the anchor who mindlessly reads it word-for-word, this took teamwork!

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Now That’s Die-Hard: Cleveland Browns Fan Makes Unique Last Request [PHOTO]

More than a few El Paso front-runners could take a lesson or two from Scott Entsminger. You have to have a special kind of passion to follow the Cleveland Browns literally all your life -- and never be rewarded. So you'll excuse his last request if it seems a little harsh.

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Lotaburger in El Paso?! The Top Six Reasons This Is a Great Thing

You may have heard the rumors on the morning show. They're true. At one point in my life, I was a New Mexican.

Even with all the odd True Crime Report-worthy stories that come from there, even with the grief I take from my co-hosts, I still love the place.

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