That Will Do Takes On The Big Game And Asks — Why?

Why? Why did we keep watching the Seahawks pound on the Broncos? Why do the Red Hot Chili Peppers still go shirtless? Why is there a disturbing image of Buzz Adams and Mark Mathis in this video? These and other questions were on my mind after sitting through all eleventy-billion hours of The Big Game that we can't say or the NFL will sentence us to death by watching endless repeats of The Big Game!